Here's a little excerpt from some of my recent thesis-writing attempts. It is set in the spring of 1990, when I was still fairly new as an Assistant Scoutmaster for the 11-year-old Boy Scouts at my church. As a Mormon woman, I wasn't really supposed to go on the overnight campouts, but no one had specifically forbidden me to come along...and so I did...
The
BSA rules were clear: “two-deep leadership” was required at all times, even for
our weekly meetings at the church, and especially when we were out in the
woods. But since BSA had only recently made it possible for women to serve as
Assistant Scoutmasters, there were no gender rules yet about who those
“two-deep” people had to be. The Church, however, did have rules about gender.
While the handbook, at that time, did not specifically forbid women from camping with the Scouts (a more recent edition of
the Mormon church’s Scouting Handbook does state that only men may camp with the Scouts), there was a general assumption
that men would be the ones out camping with the boys.
I
squeaked in under the radar. In those early days of women holding leadership
positions in Boy Scout troops, the Mormon Scouting rules were just vague enough
to let a cagey woman slip through. Of course I always had two-deep leadership.
But I always made sure that I was one of the leaders, even on the overnighters.
After all, I had to go out with my
boys. I was highly trained from Wood Badge, and my eleven-year-olds knew my
rules and expectations. They always behaved better with me. Even more
importantly, if someone else took them out into the woods, then I would still
be stuck at home. And there were so many ways to creatively circumvent the
rules.
The
district camporee is always held in the spring. Scout troops from all over the
county join for a big campout where competitions are interwoven with ways to
advance in rank. To a Boy Scout troop, going to the annual camporee is a big
deal. I began talking it up with my eleven-year-olds in April; the camporee was
scheduled at Metzler Park in May. They had to help plan the menus and then cook
the food for part of their advancement.
“Let’s
have top ramen,” one of boys suggested. “That’s easy. I can cook it.”
“No
ramen,” I said.
The
boys looked at me, shocked. “Why not?” one of them asked.
I
had three scouts at the time. David F, Chris R, and Matthew
L. Matthew was really in the other ward, but it’s no fun to have a Scout
patrol with only one boy. The other Bishop had called my good friend, Lynne, to
be the Assistant Scoutmaster over eleven-year-olds in her ward, so she and I
combined our groups, which took care of two-deep leadership.
“Ramen
is too easy,” I said. “Not nutritious enough. Let’s cook something really good
on the camporee.”
They
looked interested at this. Eleven-year-old boys are foodies, but their range is
limited.
“Macaroni
and cheese?” one of the other boys suggested, to general assent.
I
rolled my eyes. “Are you kidding me?” I asked them. “You can eat macaroni and
cheese anytime. Listen, I’m bringing my Dutch oven. You can use the Dutch oven
and cook almost anything.”
“Anything?”
David asked.
“Almost
anything,” I said. I was thinking of camping staples: chili, stew, hamburgers…
“Cornish
game hens,” David said decisively. “With this sauce my mom makes with brown
sugar and orange juice. And…”
“Uh,
I’m not sure we have a budget for Cornish game hens, David,” I hedged. This was
suddenly out of my league. I had heard of Cornish game hens, but I had never
made acquaintance with one in my own kitchen.
“My
mom has some in the freezer that we can use,” David said. He looked around at
the other two boys in the patrol. He had their attention. “And I’ll get my
mom’s recipe for the sauce.”
All three boys turned to Lynne and
me. Lynne shrugged. “Well,” she said to me, “it can’t be that different from
roasting a little chicken.”
On Friday afternoon Lynne and I and our three eleven-year-olds piled into the Vanagon for the drive out to Metzler Park for the camporee. Our troop--the whole
group, including the twelve-to-sixteen-year-olds--were assigned a campsite
together. Lynne and I had our boys set up their tent outside the main group of
boys, and we pitched our tent just beyond theirs.
We acted as if we were supposed to
be there, and none of the male troop leaders said anything to us about our
presence. A few other troops had women camped with them, too, but they were the
non-Mormon troops. Maybe the men from our troop hadn’t read the manual.
Probably they thought the Bishop had given us permission to be there, but Lynne
and I were operating under the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” philosophy.
As soon as the tents were set up, I showed the boys how to start the briquettes for the Dutch oven. All around us, troops were heating up cans of soup or macaroni and cheese or top ramen. Our boys were very serious and solemn about tending the charcoal briquettes for the Dutch oven. David mixed his mother's brown-sugar-and-orange sauce
The only thing that drew any
attention to us being there was the Dutch oven full of Cornish game hens. The
scent of roasting poultry wafted through the evening air as dusk wrapped the
campsites in a blanket of boy voices and wood smoke. When it was time for the
Patrol Leader’s Council—an evening logistics meeting of the boy leaders and an
adult to back them up—David took his mess kit with him, full of our savory
meal. The Dutch oven had taken a little longer to heat up than I had planned,
and he hadn’t finished his meal in time for the meeting. One of the older boys
at the PLC asked him what he was eating, and when David told him, he earned
admiring nods and comments from the seated group. I said nothing. It was fully
dark now, and I doubt that anyone noticed my grin.
(If you have any feedback or suggestions for me, I would welcome your thoughts!)
